The storytellers at the city gate twist life so that it looks sweet to the lazy and the stupid and the weak, and this only strengthens their infirmities and teaches nothing, cures nothing, nor does it let the heart soar.

from East of Eden, by John Steinbeck, 1952

dears:

paulscheer:

WHAT?! 

WHAAAAAT?!!!

NO SERIOUSLY WHAAAAT IS THIS!

Looks like someone finally made Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Bullshit.

It’s hard to look tough while yelling “bring it” when you’re wearing a telemarketer’s headset. I’m just sayin.

You definitely have to watch this trailer long enough to see the “Bring it!!” line.

And then you’ll know that American cinema is officially dead.