March | 2014 | jojoware

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whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

this is why i will always love dada and surrealism.

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regardintemporel:

Almond Chu

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yungstank:

this is it

this is the vine that killed me

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jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

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It is coming for you. You can’t beat death. It’s un-fucking-defeated. And if you fight it, it will humiliate you. It’ll chain you to a bed and make someone have to wipe your shitty ass. It’ll make you forget who your own fucking kids are. It takes your dignity and it whips its’ dick out and pisses on it. When you’re younger and it comes for you, it’s worth it to fight it and suffer through the humiliation. When you’re older, what the fuck does it get you to go through that?

All That’s Left When You Die, by JUSTIN HALPERN, co-creator of the upcoming sitcom Surviving Jack. He’s also the author of the #1 New York Times Bestseller, Shit My Dad Says, and partially responsible for the bad TV show based on it that you hated.